Waiting Out the Rain Delay

Posted in Baseball, Video with tags , , , , , on July 29th, 2009 by Todd

This is a classic case of quanity outweighing the quality.  Gotta give the guy credit for sticking with it…

If only they could have gotten that snot nosed window licker to shut it.

This Guy Might Be Pretty Good

Posted in Football, Video with tags , , , , , on July 22nd, 2009 by Todd

So Barry Sanders has a son.  His name is Barry Sanders, Jr.  No pressure there.

Anyhoo, he’s a rising high school sophomore, and he’s a running back.  Check out this run he broke off last fall in the Oklahoma state semis, when he was a freshman.

The best part is the last 30 yards when the the guy chasing him (#52) is running full out to catch him, and BS II is sorta in a half trot.  Damn genetics, you scary!

Yeah They Do

Posted in Baseball with tags , , , , , , on June 29th, 2009 by Todd

Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

wang

My Brother is a Freakin’ Spaz

Posted in Video with tags , , , , on June 24th, 2009 by Todd

I really doubt this is real, but regardless it’s freakin’ funny as hell.  If it is real, it’s awesome how funny his little brother thinks it is.

I can’t embed it, so click here to watch.

Dear Joe,

Posted in Beer 101 with tags , , , , on June 23rd, 2009 by Todd

Say it aint so!!!

Say it ain't so!!!

I’m so sorry.

Dear Tim,

Posted in Random, Video with tags , , , on June 23rd, 2009 by Todd

You’re welcome.

Wherever You Might Look Tonight You Might See This Wanted Man

Posted in Football with tags , , , , on June 11th, 2009 by Todd

Remember when there was great debate among the football pundits as to who would be the better NFL QB - Ryan Leaf or Peyton Manning?  Yeah, me too.

Check out the latest with Ryan Leaf now.

And to recap how that debate was resolved:

  • Leaf threw for 3,666 yards and 14 TDs in his entire NFL career.
  • Manning has thrown for 45,628 yards and 333 TDs so far.

So it’s a push, I guess.

When You Buy Sunglasses Like This I Bet You Get a Free Bowl of Soup

Posted in Random with tags , , , , , on June 10th, 2009 by Todd

Seriously???

Seriously???

I am over all these dumb bread factories and their gianormous freakin’ sunglasses.  I’m convinced that the bigger the sunglasses, the more douche-tastic the wearer of said sunglasses actually is.

And now it’s like it is some type of competition because the glasses are getting bigger and bigger.  The douchebaggery quotient (DBQ) is through the roof with these idiots.  Is someone giving them positive feedback?

Or maybe they are just trying to hide the fug.  Some of these women, when they take their windshield-sized sunglasses off, look like the backside of my dangly parts.

Whatever the reason, the super-sized sunglasses are ridiculous. Knock it off.

New ‘Nova Lexicon

Posted in 'Nova Lexicon with tags , , , , , on June 5th, 2009 by Todd

We’ve added a bit of new ‘Novanacular to the Lexicon.  You can check it out over on the ‘Nova Lexicon page.

Ralph Furley

Ralph Furley

“What are you? Five?”

Posted in Video with tags , , , , , , , , on June 4th, 2009 by Todd

Tiny T found this for your viewing pleasure.  Not everything that makes its way onto Funny or Die is worth the bandwidth, but this one is a keeper.

The GiGB editors all have done time in the food service industry, so this tugs on the ol’ heart strings for us.  And the puking on the bar thing isn’t completely foreign to a couple of us, either.

It’s definitely worth the click - but throw them earmuffs on the wee ones.

Do it.

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