Got It Goin' Bossanova.

Waiting Out the Rain Delay

Todd — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:00:50 +0000

This is a classic case of quanity outweighing the quality. Gotta give the guy credit for sticking with it…

If only they could have gotten that snot nosed window licker to shut it.

WTF?!?!?

Todd — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 20:42:09 +0000

Words fail me:

This Guy Might Be Pretty Good

Todd — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:09:30 +0000

So Barry Sanders has a son. His name is Barry Sanders, Jr. No pressure there.

Anyhoo, he’s a rising high school sophomore, and he’s a running back. Check out this run he broke off last fall in the Oklahoma state semis, when he was a freshman.

The best part is the last 30 yards when the the guy chasing him (#52) is running full out to catch him, and BS II is sorta in a half trot. Damn genetics, you scary!

Yeah They Do

Todd — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:42:15 +0000

Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

My Brother is a Freakin’ Spaz

Todd — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:00:09 +0000

I really doubt this is real, but regardless it’s freakin’ funny as hell. If it is real, it’s awesome how funny his little brother thinks it is.

I can’t embed it, so click here to watch.

Dear Joe,

Todd — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:54:51 +0000

Say it ain't so!!!

I’m so sorry.

Dear Tim,

Todd — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:21:17 +0000

You’re welcome.

But it’s safe…

Brian — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:54:18 +0000

There comes a time in life when sacrifices must be made; a time when horsepower must be weighed against the number of available side curtain air bags; when the feel of hundreds of foot pounds of raw torque must be set aside in favor of integrated child booster seats …

I’ve made those sacrifices and the result is this:

Yes, I own a Volvo … My very own “brick”…

Let me just see if I can get a picture of it at a better angle. Wait for it….

Doesn’t help, does it?

Well, at least it’s safe … so I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.

Wherever You Might Look Tonight You Might See This Wanted Man

Todd — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 15:48:39 +0000

Remember when there was great debate among the football pundits as to who would be the better NFL QB - Ryan Leaf or Peyton Manning? Yeah, me too.

Check out the latest with Ryan Leaf now.

And to recap how that debate was resolved:

Leaf threw for 3,666 yards and 14 TDs in his entire NFL career.
Manning has thrown for 45,628 yards and 333 TDs so far.

So it’s a push, I guess.

When You Buy Sunglasses Like This I Bet You Get a Free Bowl of Soup

Todd — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:02:54 +0000

Seriously???

I am over all these dumb bread factories and their gianormous freakin’ sunglasses. I’m convinced that the bigger the sunglasses, the more douche-tastic the wearer of said sunglasses actually is.

And now it’s like it is some type of competition because the glasses are getting bigger and bigger. The douchebaggery quotient (DBQ) is through the roof with these idiots. Is someone giving them positive feedback?

Or maybe they are just trying to hide the fug. Some of these women, when they take their windshield-sized sunglasses off, look like the backside of my dangly parts.

Whatever the reason, the super-sized sunglasses are ridiculous. Knock it off.