This is a classic case of quanity outweighing the quality. Gotta give the guy credit for sticking with it…
If only they could have gotten that snot nosed window licker to shut it.
So Barry Sanders has a son. His name is Barry Sanders, Jr. No pressure there.
Anyhoo, he’s a rising high school sophomore, and he’s a running back. Check out this run he broke off last fall in the Oklahoma state semis, when he was a freshman.
The best part is the last 30 yards when the the guy chasing him (#52) is running full out to catch him, and BS II is sorta in a half trot. Damn genetics, you scary!
I really doubt this is real, but regardless it’s freakin’ funny as hell. If it is real, it’s awesome how funny his little brother thinks it is.
I can’t embed it, so click here to watch.
You’re welcome.
Tiny T found this for your viewing pleasure. Not everything that makes its way onto Funny or Die is worth the bandwidth, but this one is a keeper.
The GiGB editors all have done time in the food service industry, so this tugs on the ol’ heart strings for us. And the puking on the bar thing isn’t completely foreign to a couple of us, either.
It’s definitely worth the click - but throw them earmuffs on the wee ones.
I don’t know a whole lot about MMA, but I do know this submission is insane.
My main man Toby Imada is getting wailed on for pretty much the entire fight, when he breaks out the gem you’ll see below. He’s inverted, Goose. And Jorge Masvidal is off to sleepy, dreamy land.
Man, you look tired.
Your friendly neighborhood GiGB editors are heading out on a Memorial Day roadtrip, so we might be a little light on new content for a few days. Deal with it. You just sit there, and you take and take and take. And what do we get? A few hundred hits a day? Big deal. Frankly, I feel a little bit used. But part of me likes when you’re bad to me. Battered blogger syndrome.
Anyway, check this out. Around the 35 second mark, justice is served.
From super contributor Karen:
I think I just got served (even though I don’t really know what that means.) Retaliation is a biyotch, yo.
Need something to do with the kids this weekend?
Is “The Log” just not providing the hours of fun it used to….
Well then, look no further! From a country where 9 out of every 10 competitive activities likely began with two drunk guys, a well-stocked pub, and the age-old precursor of hilarity, “Ay, I’ve got 5 quid¹ that says you won’t (Insert Activity Here)”, comes “FERRET LEGGING”.
Here’s what you need to pick up from the store on the way home today: (2) ferrets, a.k.a. “fur-coated evil”, a good set of loose trousers (that’s “pants” for you non-British types), a snug belt, and (2) pieces of rope. That’s all you need for hours of fun, guaranteed!²
And here are the basic rules of the game:
1) According to Reg Mellor, current world-recorder holder, “no jockstraps allowed. No underpants … nothin’ whatsoever. … Little bah-stards have to able to move around inside there from ankle to ankle. The ferrets must have full mouth o’ teeth … No dope for you or the ferrets … You must be sober³, and the ferrets must be hungry.”
2) Secure the bottom of your trousers at your ankles with the rope.
3) Insert (2) ferrets into your trousers.
4) Cinch that belt tight.
5) Let the fun begin!
In case you’re wondering, the current record is 5 hours and 26 minutes.
Good Luck!
¹British slang for a pound sterling, which is equal to, ummmm, some amount of dollars.
²Legal Disclaimer: GiGB, its staff, our relatives, the kid I sat next to in third grade, cannot guarantee “hours of fun” and will not be held liable for any “damages” that may occur should you, the reader, actually place one or more ferrets inside your trousers. Before attempting, please watch the following video and keep in mind the following quote from Reg Mellor, the aforementioned world-record holder, “Why, I’ve had ‘em hangin’ from me tool for hours an’ hours an’ hours! Two at a time – one on each side.”
³According to the I.A.O.D.W.H.A.P.F.I.T.T. (The International Association of Dudes Who Have Actually Put Ferrets In Their Trousers) sobriety is only required in officially sanctioned competition; you, however, may want to reference Joe’s Beer 101 posts and toss back a few recommended varieties prior to, during, and immediately following any practice sessions.